I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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