How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
we're so committed to being not committed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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