Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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