Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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