Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
i need some magic done to my vagina
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..