did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.