He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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