all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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