if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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