my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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