Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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