Midget sex pt 2 tonight
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
this will be a night to untag.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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