seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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