So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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