I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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