love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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