my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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