God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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