You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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