Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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