a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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