is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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