how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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