Your face is a jimmy john
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize