Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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