We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
