I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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