when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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