I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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