Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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