I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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