Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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