Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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