I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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