Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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