Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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