The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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