you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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