Don't you send me to vm
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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