We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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