I just pynch a tree in the face
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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