It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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