I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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