you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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