Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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