come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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