dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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