the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he thought i was a dude.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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