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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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• (234): View more from Ohio

  if we break up, who will get the dealer?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just got laid.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.

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  It was me.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.

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