Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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