wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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