i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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