So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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