Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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